have you seen the Movie A simple Life 2012 ?

Jehovah’s sense of humour surpasses ours …

I was told from such a young age that I had no sense of humour and now I was told by my X that I was one of these … see pic and now I can’t stop laughing…. Red Tape boar

http://www.tarot.com/daily-horoscope/general Daily Horoscope [Horatio]

Scorpio

Monday, Dec 22, 2014

Your ideas can be so outrageous now that it’s impossible to tell if they are grounded in any semblance of reality. Nevertheless, it’s essential to distinguish between what is real and what is not. Set aside any unattainable goals so you can accomplish something tangible that has lasting value. There’s no need to impress the world with your creative brilliance today; there’s more value in making solid progress toward building for the future.

Gemini

Monday, Dec 22, 2014

You are very determined to get to the source of a feeling that has shaped your desires for a while. But this compulsion is no lighthearted passing whim; you’re committed to understanding your psyche no matter how long it takes. Although you could be motivated by irrational drives today, there’s no reason to let go of anything that adds meaning to your life. Exploring your shadows may not be your usual cup of tea, but it can impact your closest relationships in a positive manner.

General

Monday, Dec 22, 2014

We want to get ahead today and we might not care who we need to climb over to reach our goals. However, our ambitious nature creates trouble as the strategic Capricorn Moon bumps into rational Mercury, ruthless Pluto and resourceful Venus. We’re likely to calculate our odds, but the Moon’s square to reckless Uranus triggers riskier gambles. Meanwhile, a connection between romantic Venus and responsible Saturn helps us manage our unruly emotions.